Taking a single step from the top of a 100-foot pole spells disaster. So depending on whether you want to get really technical here it could be a bit tricky.
The only way possible I can think of is if you were to step onto an outdoor Heister, like those used by the guys who fix telephone wires, and simply be lowered to the ground.
Let’s think realistically here; you’re stuck at the top of a hundred foot pole (Only you know how you got that right) and you need to find a way of getting yourself back down to earth.
If you’re like me you’ll make a plan to get yourself to the bottom safely, as opposed to jumping and rupturing your spleen. As we say in Afrikaans ” ‘n boer maak ‘n plan”.
Here are a few ways I can think of getting down from a hundred foot pole, safely:
1.) Stripper style: With a curly blonde wig on your head and a garter if you like, firmly grip hold of the pole with your thighs by wrapping your legs around it. Now squash your chest closely against the pole and hold on for dear life with your hands. With the skill of a sloth and the modesty of a pink flamingo slowly lower yourself to the ground. End your descent off with a professionally sexy pose.
2.)None of the other method’s I could think of came close to being as entertaining and effective as the one above. Consequently this is the end of my blog entry.