Hopefully fish will never fall from the sky. Some fish get really big and heavy.
Nobody’s going to believe you when you arrive home with a black eye and scales all over you. Stephanie: ” I got rained on by a fish!” (Pfft, yea right!) Her sister: “Mom, Stephanie’s been stealing sushi again!”
That reminds me of something my mom used to say to me “Lauren! Stop it! Or else I’ll rip your arm off and hit you with the wet end!”
It’s the funniest scolding I’ve ever heard! The best thing about it is that it worked. I was as quiet as a dead plum whenever she used that line. Of course I never thought she’d actually do it, but I knew my bottom would be as red as the wet end of my arm if I didn’t listen!
What are some of the funniest moments you’ve experienced when being reprimanded by someone? I’m sure you’ve got some great stories.
Back to the subject of fish… If fish did have to fall one day, I’d welcome one to fall from the sky right onto me, if it had this effect: