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		<title>In a traffic jam on Lion&#8217;s Head&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 15:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the fear of boredom we resorted to singing and dancing in the rain during our stroll down the mountain! Haha. Amazing how some people always make the most of a seemingly unpleasant situation... <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/in-a-traffic-jam-on-lions-head/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=286&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night, myself and a bunch of beautiful friend-people decided to take a hike up Lion&#8217;s Head&#8230;</p>
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<p>Now if you&#8217;ve ever been up Lion&#8217;s Head you&#8217;ll know that the best time to take the trip would be on a night of the full moon.</p>
<p>That way you watch the awesome Cape Town sunset as you ascend. And when you get to the top, you can stare in awe at the full moon shining off the water in the bay.</p>
<p>Last night, this was hardly the case. Although we did see the sunset and  did catch a glimpse of the full moon (through the mist now and again) ,  we were pretty much in the clouds most of the way back&#8230; and in the  rain!</p>
<p>Thanks to Danika for the pretty pics (and for clearing up the spelling of &#8216;queue&#8217;!) @ Nicole: Much love&#8230; it was great having you there Ms Intuition!</p>
<div id="attachment_315" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lionsheadsunset.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-315" src="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lionsheadsunset.jpg?w=500&#038;h=375" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The sun setting on Camps Bay </p></div>
<p>Did I mention the queue on our way up AND down!?</p>
<div id="attachment_316" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lionsheadwaiting.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-316" title="Clear a path people!" src="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lionsheadwaiting.jpg?w=500&#038;h=666" alt="" width="500" height="666" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The rest of the hikers coming down while we make our way up... Notice the queue?!</p></div>
<p>It took us between 19:30 and 11:30 to climb up and down. Does anyone know what the average time is? Something tells me it shouldn&#8217;t have taken more than 1h3o min.</p>
<p>It was an awesome experience nonetheless and I&#8217;d do it again any day!</p>
<p>Due to the fear of boredom we resorted to singing and dancing in the rain during our stroll down the mountain! Haha. Amazing how some people always make the most of a seemingly unpleasant situation.</p>
<p>This quote by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Robbins">Tim Robbins</a> pretty much sums up what I gathered from the experience for myself&#8230;</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><strong>&#8220;Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a  wonderfully weird place; consensual reality is significantly flawed; no  institution can be trusted, but love does work; all things are possible;  and we all could be happy and fulfilled if we only had the guts to be  truly free and the wisdom to shrink our egos and quit taking ourselves  so damn seriously.&#8221; </strong></div>
<div id="attachment_317" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/here-cometheclouds.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-317" title="Here come the clouds!" src="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/here-cometheclouds.jpg?w=500&#038;h=375" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">And here&#039;s to the misty moonlight shadows (&quot;moooon shaadow, moon shadow&quot;).</p></div>
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		<title>Tat[too] much?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 23:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lol.van.onslaught</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The process of deciding what want to embellish my skin with has been going on for the past few years. Now I&#8217;ve finally found a concept that I could fall in love with. I say &#8216;could&#8217;, because I&#8217;m not totally &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/11/03/tattoo-much/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=304&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mine1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-306" title="mine" src="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mine1.jpg?w=500&#038;h=375" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>The process of deciding what want to embellish my skin with has been going on for the past few years. Now I&#8217;ve finally found a concept that I could fall in love with. I say &#8216;could&#8217;, because I&#8217;m not totally satisfied with any proposed final product yet.</p>
<p>I started out with an idea and I thought I had it down. Then I started drawing and the possibilities became endless. Feels as though I&#8217;m back at the start. Ever feel that way? blegh</p>
<p>Could just stop being so petty and get it done, but then I&#8217;ll miss out on the journey of finding things for it to entail. The journey is more enticing to me. It has to be a work of art. I wouldn&#8217;t just want to slap any old image on.</p>
<p>Hopefully it gets done before I die. lol. Imagine that fail.</p>
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<p>The things I am sure about, is that the heart locket must be unlocked and that the key must have all the symbolism it can hold. Oh and detail. As much as possible. I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s too much to ask.</p>
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		<title>INdepenDANCE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2010 07:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dancer is proud, she is confident in perfection and she expresses herself with her entire body. Independence, to me, is a dance. To be a great dancer takes perfection and dedication and lots of streeeeeetching. The more subtle your &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/10/02/independance/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=290&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A dancer is proud, she is confident in perfection and she expresses herself with her entire body.</p>
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<p>Independence, to me, is a dance. To be a great dancer takes perfection and dedication and lots of streeeeeetching. The more subtle your body the easier you achieve movement with commitment.</p>
<p>My favourite genre in dancing is contemporary dance. Please watch this video from my favourite show,<a href="http://www.fox.com/dance/"> So You Think You Can Dance</a>, for a lil taste [or else you won't understand what I'm talking about].</p>
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<p>5 Times goosebumps <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> . I love that most contemporary pieces are performed barefoot. It&#8217;s so natural and inspiring.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a dance focussed on performance and movement execution. Lately I&#8217;ve considered it to be a lot like the crux of my personality; Forever adaptable to the pace of the music, executed with passion and purpose.</p>
<p>I crave to dance. I crave independence.</p>
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		<title>My Top 200 achievements</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to thefreedictionary.com an achievement is something accomplished successfully, especially by means of exertion, skill, practice, or perseverance. Achievements are things that people can be proud of.  If achievements come pouring in for you, then congrats on all your hard &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/08/22/my-top-200-achievements/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=274&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to <a href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com">thefreedictionary.com</a> an achievement is something accomplished successfully, especially by means of exertion, skill, practice, or perseverance.</p>
<p>Achievements are things that people can be proud of.  If    achievements come pouring in for you, then congrats on all your hard   work.  You probably fuel the occasional  “WOW!”.</p>
<p>Achievements are the things that have given you an extra    cut-above-the-rest. For many people achieving something new may come by   surprise, well most things I&#8217;ve achieved have. It&#8217;s all in making the   right decision at the appropriate time. Living in the moment.</p>
<p>Anyway, here are some of the most significant achievements in my life   thus far. Some may just be here, because I was proud at the time and   others, because they made me happy:</p>
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<li>Spice Girl in Primary school play (That was major for a lil girl back then. I was Posh Spice.)</li>
<li>Awarded the &#8220;Best Hairstyle&#8221; award in Gr.7.</li>
<li>Awarded the &#8220;Social Butterfly&#8221; award 3rd year PR.</li>
<li>Matric Certificate (Yes, I finished school, and I loved it!)</li>
<li>Senior Council member 2006 ( Big job in a school of  1500!)</li>
<li>Global Forum Solutions Team member 2010 (Rubbed shoulders with some   of the most influential business people in the world. Worth the brag!)</li>
<li>Survived <a href="http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-septicemia.htm">Septicemia</a> March 2009 (Hint: it&#8217;s not an event, it&#8217;s an illness.)</li>
<li>Worked at Kodak Photographic store for 2 years.</li>
<li>Learned how to manually operate an SLR Digital camera.</li>
<li>Graduated with my Public Relations Management Diploma.</li>
<li>Accepted to continue my studies on Btech level.</li>
<li>Accepted to study Film and Media Studies at UCT (Wonder what life would have been like if I had taken that path.)</li>
<li>Accepted to study Public Relations Management at CPUT.</li>
<li>Danced and acted in 3 school plays.</li>
<li>Choreographed and taught dances to Gr.8 kids for a concert.</li>
<li>Successfully applied for an internship at <a href="http://www.springleap.com">Springleap.com</a>.</li>
<li>Worked at <a href="http://www.springleap.com">Springleap.com</a> for a year.</li>
<li>Completed my dancing exams until Final Grade level (Still want to go further!)</li>
<li>Managed Cafe Latino coffee shop from time to time. (I love being the boss <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  )</li>
<li>Managed a stand at Rocking the Daisies 2009 and Easter Vortex 2009.</li>
<li>Sourced and managed entertainment for CANSA Parow Relay for Life 2010.</li>
<li>Helped raise over R80 000 for CANSA.</li>
<li>Cheerleader in Highschool. (Contrary to popular belief the BHS  cheerleaders work their asses off to control a crowd of 1500 learners.)</li>
<li>Winning Interschools Singing Cup.</li>
<li>Winning Intercolours Singing Cup.</li>
<li>Took part in the first Twitter lecture online in 2010.</li>
<li>Travelled to New Zealand and experienced it&#8217;s beauty in 2007.</li>
<li>Danced non-stop for 9 hours (and it hurt, but it was worth it) at Lockdown V in 2010.</li>
<li>I realised that this is going to take forever.</li>
<li>I realised that I could be using this time to achieve #31.</li>
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<p>I&#8217;m not going to share my other 170 achievements, because I&#8217;m  not sure they&#8217;re totally legit ( like the Spice Girls one ) and because  there isn&#8217;t much you can take for yourself by reading about my  achievements.</p>
<p>Try writing your list&#8230; it&#8217;s not easy. Makes you  wonder how you managed to stay on the planet for so long and only do so  little :/ Then again, maybe &#8216;achievements&#8217; is too much of an academic  word.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s rather write a list of our &#8220;Top 200 Happy Moments&#8221;. I prefer not to be too serious <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>The lil&#8217; things&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/07/29/the-lil-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lol.van.onslaught</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following my last blog, this one may seem strange, nearly contradictory. I found the conflict to be within me though&#8230;as I reached for a lil&#8217; bowl of chocolate cluster crumbs on my desk. I&#8217;m not a chocolate fan, I&#8217;d rather &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/07/29/the-lil-things/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=261&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following my last blog, this one may seem strange, nearly contradictory.</p>
<p>I found the conflict to be within me though&#8230;as I reached for a lil&#8217; bowl of chocolate cluster crumbs on my desk.</p>
<p><a href="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/choc-cluster-crumbs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-262" title="choc cluster crumbs" src="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/choc-cluster-crumbs.jpg?w=500&#038;h=281" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a chocolate fan, I&#8217;d rather eat olives or egg-plant ,but there&#8217;s something about a rare treat makes me love life even more.</p>
<p>It may possibly be that the more I have of something the less I like it. On the other hand, I&#8217;ve loved olives all my life.</p>
<p>Life&#8217;s dimensions have got me entertained. For the first time in a while I enjoy my own company.</p>
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		<title>What motivates me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Motivation is like love, it comes in different forms to people. I&#8217;m not a lover of all material things, just some of them. I enjoy relaxing and I&#8217;m at peace mostly in natural surroundings, but still I&#8217;d have to say &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/07/29/what-motivates-me/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=256&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Motivation is like love, it comes in different forms to people.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a lover of all material things, just some of them. I enjoy relaxing and I&#8217;m at peace mostly in natural surroundings, but still I&#8217;d have to say my vice is money.</p>
<p>In up&#8217;s and down&#8217;s money has been more prevalent in the good times. Sometimes I begin to wonder whether money makes the good times great. Then, there have been amazing times when money doesn&#8217;t even feature.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m only human. And you have to agree with me, money does make life a whole lot easier generally speaking.</p>
<p>People. Anyone who knows me personally would know that people motivate me. Not through persuasion, but actually just by being around, to be able to relate to, or not relate to. You fascinate me.</p>
<p>Experience is the next thing. I&#8217;ll admit to being wary, but I enjoy experiencing new things.</p>
<p>A random road trip to nowhere is my latest happy thought.</p>
<p>Oh ja, and I think this is adorable&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The 10 most unexpected consequences of being online&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lol.van.onslaught</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.) Making contact with people you forgot existed: You have a friend request from Jan-Blom Paapendorf :/ WTF? Turns out he was in school with you  from Sub-A until Matric. Really? 2.) Developing a phobia: You might develop a social &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/07/23/the-10-most-unexpected-consequences-of-being-online/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=248&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1.) <span style="color:#008000;">Making contact with people you forgot existed:</span> You have a friend request from Jan-Blom Paapendorf :/ WTF? Turns out he was in school with you  from Sub-A until Matric. Really?</p>
<p>2.) <span style="color:#800080;">Developing a phobia:</span> You might develop a social phobia and become embarrassed or afraid of people judging you.</p>
<p>3.) <span style="color:#ff9900;">Realise the magnitude of impact your voice can make: </span>Once you try your hand at blogging or simply updating your Facebook status, you will begin to see the effect that your words and thoughts have on those who pay attention to what you say.</p>
<p>4.) <span style="color:#333399;">Carpal tunnel syndrome: </span>Yea, being online&#8230;or being in front of a computer for too long at a time can totally mess with your nervous system. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpal_tunnel_syndrome">Check this out.</a></p>
<p>5.) <span style="color:#ff00ff;">You get side-tracked: </span>Famous excuse among students. HAHA! One minute you&#8217;re researching some hard-core facts and the next minute you realise you&#8217;ve been browsing a bunch of non-sensical bs for over an hour!</p>
<p>6.) <span style="color:#00ff00;">Stress:</span> A result of getting side-tracked by being online.</p>
<p>7.) <span style="color:#ff6600;">You become insensitive: </span>It&#8217;s so easy to say &#8220;NO&#8221; over the net. You won&#8217;t hear the sigh on the other side and the other side doesn&#8217;t see your evil smirk. Easy peasy.</p>
<p>8.) <span style="color:#333399;">Suddenly you become really busy:</span> Being online opens so many new channels for opportunity that you may find yourself grasping at things faster than a soccer mom at a shoe sale.</p>
<p>9.) <span style="color:#008000;">Face to face communication FAIL:</span> You lose your ability to stay integral. Being a social butterfly, in the true sense, doesn&#8217;t come as naturally as it did before.</p>
<p>10.) <span style="color:#800000;">Learning even more about your best friend:</span> It&#8217;s easy to learn more about friends through sharing stuff over the net. This is probably the best consequence of being online.</p>
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		<title>The elephant in the room</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a funny one. It&#8217;s like a joke that never gets old. Ah, how I love the human psyche. There are some things people tend to ignore so as to not make anyone in the surrounds feel uncomfortable. And &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/07/22/the-elephant-in-the-room/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=244&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a funny one. It&#8217;s like a joke that never gets old.</p>
<p>Ah, how I love the human psyche. There are some things people tend to ignore so as to not make anyone in the surrounds feel uncomfortable. And you know what, I don&#8217;t see this as a flaw in human nature at all. I actually find it quite entertaining.</p>
<div id="attachment_245" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://coromandal.wordpress.com/2010/01/03/a-country-of-cities/sprawl/"><img class="size-full wp-image-245" title="elephant-room" src="http://laurenvanonselen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/elephant-room.jpg?w=500&#038;h=387" alt="" width="500" height="387" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Find the elephant in my blog... Hint: It&#039;s in the example.</p></div>
<p>Often there will be someone who is brave (or foolish) enough to point out the obvious. This ends in embarrassment, almost inevitably. What&#8217;s hilarious though, is that everyone else was thinking exactly the same thing, but ironically deny it.</p>
<p>Trust me, if you know what&#8217;s good for you, you won&#8217;t point out that your hottest lecturer&#8217;s fly is undone in the middle of a session. He will be embarrassed and everyone will question where you were looking resulting in your embarrassment too.</p>
<p>We know they were all staring at his crotch too, right? RIGHT.</p>
<p>Yet still, the joke is on you! Pa!ha!</p>
<p>There&#8217;s actually an elephant in this blog&#8230;anyone brave enough to point it out? <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  I dare you</p>
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		<title>Every day is a good day.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever heard that some people &#8220;wake up on the wrong side of the bed&#8221; ? That&#8217;s the reason my bed is against my bedroom wall. And the &#8216;right&#8217; side is the only side I can get out on. Daily, the &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/07/22/every-day-is-a-good-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=237&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever heard that some people &#8220;wake up on the wrong side of the bed&#8221; ? That&#8217;s the reason my bed is against my bedroom wall. And the &#8216;right&#8217; side is the only side I can get out on.</p>
<p>Daily, the next 24 hours have the potential to turn bitter or sweet. Sure, life happens, but we move on as every second passes. Each second to follow holds a possibility of its own.</p>
<p>Starting the day in a good mood is a conscious decision. We&#8217;ve heard  this line so many times, I actually don&#8217;t know why I even bothered  repeating it. It&#8217;s a wonder why some people still don&#8217;t get it!</p>
<p>Going into something with a negative refrain, whether it may be a business opportunity, a trip to visit the family, or just the next five minutes of your day, never turns out well for anyone. So put some damn effort into being a friendly person for once! It&#8217;ll pay off, I guarantee you.</p>
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<p>Feeling down? My advice: Look and act happy and you will become happy.</p>
<p>Never underestimate the power of a smile.</p>
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		<title>Our greatest strengths are our greatest weaknesses&#8230; Whaaat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This statement is absurd. It seems so painful to me that people always try to outsmart the positive with the negative. Having strengths and weaknesses are part of being human and so are consequences. There are consequences that come with &#8230; <a href="http://laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com/2010/07/19/our-greatest-strengths-are-our-greatest-weaknesses-whaaat/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=laurenvanonselen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11783563&amp;post=231&amp;subd=laurenvanonselen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This statement is absurd.</p>
<p>It seems so painful to me that people always try to outsmart the positive with the negative. Having strengths and weaknesses are part of being human and so are consequences. There are consequences that come with being great at some things, and being shit at others.</p>
<p>I do agree that your greatest strength could be detrimental to your character on some level, but I don&#8217;t believe it presents you with your greatest weakness at the same time. How can you even call it your GREATEST strength if it is equal in presenting you with a weakness just as great? Then it aint great at all!</p>
<p>That&#8217;s like saying your greatest strength is that you&#8217;re funny, but you pee in your pants when people laugh at you. U follow?</p>
<p>If you regard being funny as your greatest strength then there is some real reason behind WHY you see it as your greatest strength. Clearly you wouldn&#8217;t consider it your greatest strength if it gave you an equal amount of mishap as it did joy?</p>
<p>Just saying.</p>
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